Thursday, January 17, 2013
In the past, I've always tried to avoid using this space to give full-throated endorsements in an attempt to hawk wares. That is, until I discovered the greatest invention of the century, a product so innovative that it will fundamentally alter the human condition for the better. I'm talking, of course, about the WaxVac, a revolution in the science of ear-cleaning. We have long known that Q-tips are foul, cotton-headed monsters sent from the bowels of the underworld to wreak havoc on our eardrums, but thanks to this modern miracle, their reign of terror is finally at an end. But don't take my word for it, watch this commercial, and you, too, will become a believer!