Thursday, April 26, 2012

Song Of The Week - 04/27/12

Next week a group of my fellow MBA students will travel to Argentina for a unique learning opportunity.  While I won't personally be attending, I've advised a number of them to put their negotiation skills to the test and try to reclaim the Falklands from Britain.  Furthermore, I've instructed some of the male travelers to wear black suits, black ties, dark sunglasses, and an earpiece.  If recent events have taught me anything, it's that it drives South American ladies crazy.

Sébastien Tellier - Cochon Ville

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Song Of The Week - 04/20/12

It's that time when masses descend upon southern California for two weekends filled with blockbuster musical acts and an overall lack of personal hygiene.  Much of the buzz at this year's Coachella Festival has been about the surprise appearance of Tupac Shakur, though many of the hipsters in attendance gave the performance lackluster reviews.  One horn-rimmed bespectacled audience member was quoted as saying, "Princess Leia did the holographic thing before it was cool, now everyone's doing it."  You heard it here first, people, posthumous holograms are officially OVER!

Jupiter - One O Six

Friday, April 13, 2012

Song Of The Week - 04/13/12

It's Friday the 13th, so heed my warning, you pot-smoking degenerates.  If you plan to drink alcohol or engage in premarital sex near Crystal Lake this weekend, keep your head on a swivel.  Now that Rick Santorum has officially dropped out of the race for the GOP nomination he's got a lot of time on his hands, and the timing of the announcement is no coincidence if you ask me.

Moon Boots - Got Somebody

Friday, April 6, 2012

Song Of The Week - 04/06/12

People keep telling me that today is "Good Friday" despite the fact that it's been dumping snow in the valley all morning.  "Have you looked outside?!  What's so good about it?"  Blank stares.  "Yeah, that's what I thought."

Sam Sparro - Happiness